Tomorrow is cutting day. Yup! I’m going under the knife!
Admittedly, I’m a dight nervous about some legalised lunatic armed with nasty ass tools and enough meds to knock Godzilla into the next dimension being anywhere near my nearly perfect physique. That was snarkasm, by the way, There’s nothing perfect about this physique and I’m good with that thanks.
I’m just kidding. My doctor, she is very sweet and actually quite gentle, but the fact remains. Nasty tool = not enough medicinal tequila in the world…. It is my intent to distract myself with a variance of artistic pursuits and filmatic offerings in an effort to keep myself distracted from said fact.
I will be out of commission for a short period of time, and as insulting as it is for my family to be giving praise to the Almighty for the gift, they have a point. A girl needs her beauty sleep and blah blah recovery blah blah blood sounds cool blah blah blah
You feel me?
So, beginning today, if you should need my attentions, and you really don’t want my full attention, the usual methods will suffice. I do intend to be playing my music at brain shattering levels when I am not sleeping or writing and this will necessitate some creative attention-getting skills.
I’ll just leave that with you…