– Dedicated to all my sisters who know they damned well feel the same way and especially for those won’t admit it –
If I had a penis for just one day:
In the spirit of truthfulness…I’d think with it at least twice
and spend the early morning in bed alone with it, too
Plus, let’s face it ladies,
how often will we have the opportunity
to learn to write our names
in the snow?
I’d probably join the girls for coffee, to compare
and swing it around a little because it looks like fun….
But then I’d be bored and so in retrospect,