Who left the bag of idiots open? Who is gong to take care of the infestation?
*Snickering wildly*
An idiot infestation
I’m surrounded by them
And there are no inoculations
It could just be my magnetic personality or
I’m the eye of the fucking storm
*tornado noises*
Perhaps I’ve accomplished
What took losing a body to succeed in doing
Don’t be daft. I haven’t killed anyone…yet
I’m taking gravitational pull here
Maybe it’s something in the air or
Poison in the water or *squee*
The zombie apocalypse, at long last
One thing is for damned sure
If things are going to shit
At least it will be quiet for a change
©MelanieMcCurdie2016
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